DON’T GET MARRIED IN HOLLYOAKS
DON’T GO NEAR A CHURCH
THESE ARE LIFE LESSONS…props to Will for shortest marriage ever? I guess?
Nah, that was Max and Steph….they were literally married for like five minutes before Niall ran Max Cunningham down.
Then comes Carmel and Calvin…..I try to forget that one….only good thing about that was it gave Theresa and Carmel stuff to do.
Louise and Warren didn’t even get married, they were about to….then WARREN PUSHED HER OUT A WINDOW :/ to top things off she was pregnant, so two for the price of one.
*shuts up.*






